WARNING: MAJOR CHARACTER DEATH
more like, i’m not touching this fic with a ten foot pole are you fucking kidding me
if something looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck
it’s probably a duck
Do you personally know this duck? No you don’t. No matter what the facts are, don’t say you think it’s a duck.
OMG, stop forcing a species on him! Just because you want him to be a duck, that doesn’t give you the right to use everything he quacks as proof that he’s a duck!
LISTEN TO ME WE DO NOT KNOW HIS BINOMIAL NOMENCLATURE AND UNLESS THE DUCK TELLS US WE MUST NOT ASSUME. IT’S SICK AND SLANDEROUS.
THIS IS WHY HE CAN’T LIVE WITH ANOTHER DUCK ANYMORE. HE’S BEEN MOVING FROM BARNYARD TO BARNYARD FOR THE PAST TWO YEARS BECAUSE OF YOU DUCK BELIEVERS.
AND STOP SHOWING HIM POSTERS OF DUCKS IT WILL MAKE HIM UNCOMFORTABLE! (DUCK ME! - IS TOTALLY OKAY THOUGH)
AND JUST BECAUSE HE SHOWS THAT HE’S CLEARLY COMFORTABLE WITH OTHER DUCKS, YOU STILL CAN’T SAY THAT YOU THINK HE’S POSSIBLY A DUCK HIMSELF, BECAUSE THAT’S CLEARLY ORNITHOPHOBIC. (ALSO, IF YOU HAVE A SHIRT SAYING SOMETHING DEROGATORY TOWARDS DUCK BELIEVERS, SO MUCH THE BETTER!)
OF COURSE HE’S COMFORTABLE WITH OTHER DUCKS THEY’RE JUST BRO PALS THAT DOESN’T MAKE HIM A DUCK.
OH, AND JUST SO WE’RE CLEAR: JUST BECAUSE HE’S OKAY WITH DUCKS, DOESN’T MEAN HE IS A DUCK. HE LIKES CHICKENS. CHICKENS WITH EGGS. CHICKENS, CHICKENS, CHICKENS. HE VISITS 410 HEN HOUSES A YEAR!
YOU’RE JUST A JEALOUS CHICKEN THAT DOESN’T WANT HIM TO BE WITH OTHER CHICKENS THAT AREN’T /YOU/ SO YOU’VE MADE UP THIS DISGUSTING FANTASY THAT HE’S A DUCK.
YOU JUST WANT HIM TO BE A DUCK BECAUSE YOU THINK DUCKS ARE HOT. YOU DON’T EVEN CARE ABOUT HIM, YOU JUST WANT TO SEE HIM WITH ANOTHER DUCK BECAUSE OF SOME WEIRD SEX THING.
YOU TINHAT CHICKENS ARE JUST FETISHIZING DUCKS.
AND IF YOU’RE A DUCK YOURSELF YOU ARE JUST PROJECTING.
I KNOW A CHICKEN WHO KNOWS A CHICKEN WHO KNOWS A CHICKEN WHO SLEPT WITH HIM. SHE WAS NOT A DUCK. SHE WAS A CHICKEN. AND HE EATS CHICKEN THAT WHISPER ABOUT NOT EATING CHICKEN ON THE TMH TOUR WAS JUST A JOKE
AND NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT HE SEEMS REALLY RESPECTFUL OF CHICKENS, HE’S JUST A REALLY GOOD LIAR. HE GOES THROUGH A CHICKEN A DAY, HE’S THAT GOOD WITH CHICKENS.
YOU ARE RUINING KFC FOR THEM.
HIS EX ROOMMATE BRO PAL DUCK CAN’T EVEN HAVE A NORMAL RELATIONSHIP WITH *HIS* LONG TERM, LOVED UP, PRETTY BROWN FEATHERED CHICKEN, BECAUSE OF ALL THESE DUCK RUMORS!!
LOOK HOW LOVED UP.
MEANWHILE, HERE ARE THE TWO BRO PALS WHO HAVE HAD THEIR FRIENDSHIPS RUINED.
lol stop they’re just bros i know 10 ducks and all of them touch and look at their laddy bro pal ducks that way.
anon writing about the 8-29-15 Chicago show:
I’ve been trying to process it all day, and I still haven’t completely.
First though, we were in an extremely homophobic section. Like the row in front of us, to a couple back. The girl next to me had a “Harry, Michael Sams will burn in hell” sign! I bought my tickets on StubHub, and idk if they all were there together or what, but everyone around us was rude as soon as we showed up. My phone background is a photo I took of Harry in the MS jersey and the same girl as before made a point to let EVERYONE know about it. I didn’t see the sign until the show started though, and Louis definitely saw it right as the show was starting and instantly deflated. The next song in, we made awkward eye contact and it was torture for me. I just smiled and mouthed sorry and he sort of shrugged his shoulders. A few more songs in someone in the row behind us threw something and almost hit Harry and he looked right at me, then I think he saw the sign and he wasn’t the same near our section all night. At one point, Harry was apparently supposed to be in our section, and Louis grabbed Liam and moved him further down and walked with him. When Liam saw the sign he frowned and turned to sing to the other side. When that song was over, those girls left. Then Harry was back to our side again.
Before the show I saw and heard so much shit, afterwards it was just as bad. This one girl at the end when we were leaving was wearing a “Larry forever” shirt and was being bullied. My friend and I jumped in right away, and sort of walked between them, but they didn’t stop and started calling us lesbians, which whatever, why is that offensive? But it was just cruel in the same. The girl ended up crying and we tried to calm her down, but it just made me more upset. We went back to the shore and waited for traffic to clear up and I was crying and just upset and it is so stupid, but I can’t even imagine what that would be like for someone who was closeted and that was the root of it in the end.
Overall, this is a show I sort of wish I had missed. I got some videos of the stuff, and I just felt like a dick being in that group. I mean they were TRYING to nail Harry with things ALL NIGHT LONG. The kid was dodging things the whole show. I think Liam got hit instead at one point.
I wish I had found a flag or something, beforehand but I didn’t. I felt bad for them, I felt bad for those people who weren’t even really there for them, just mostly to be dicks… If I had been somewhere else last night I would have had a way better experience. I felt safer in Detroit alone, than my own home city (now), and that is shit. Makes me anxious about tonight’s.
Sorry of this doesn’t make sense, it’s a jumble of emotions to me, and like I said, still trying to process it all.
Also, because I didn’t say this, they were there for Liam. When Liam kind of rubbed them off, they were screaming ab how happy he was and he came back to us, but like I said, I think he had to have a section at that point? Idk. It was a strange and weird experience and I hope to never relive it.
You know what? I hope Modest is fucking listening to this.
I hope they’re seeing the way their heavyhanded closeting has turned this fandom into a place where LGBTQ fans aren’t safe at concerts; where fans are directly bullying each other and indirectly bullying Harry and Louis.
I hope they can see the mess their shitty narratives are leaving behind and realise that some of the fans they’ve influenced will be homophobic for life. Some of these fans will never recover from these narrow minded opinions, even after Harry and Louis come out. It may have started with One Direction for them, but the careful nurturing in their formative years of the idea that gay = harmful and that it’s okay to harass and intimidate people who are different from you is going to stick with them until they’re grown up and voting ‘no’ on marriage equality.
The fact that Modest chose profit margins and marketability at the expense of negatively influencing MILLIONS of fans’ views on being gay makes me sick to my stomach.
So to dear Modest I say, congratulations on making the world a more awful, narrow-minded place, one fan, one print article and one “@Louis_Tomlinson” tweet at a time. I hope the knowledge of how harmful your actions are keeps you up at night, you horrible fucks.
THANKS FOR ASKING, ANON! I want to talk about this forever.
Earlier this summer, some fans decided to start the Bandana Project — asking concert attendees to wear bandanas representing their favorite members of One Direction.
It’s unclear how successful/widespread it was — it definitely came across my dash weeks ago, but a lot of people have said that they never saw it before the recent chatter about it. But that’s not actually important.
Slightly more important but still not the main point: Harry wore a blue bandana during the August 22nd show.
Basically, were he participating in the Bandana Project, he would be declaring that Louis is his favorite member of 1D.
Fans made a connection between the bandana project and Harry’s blue bandana, and started speculating in earnest about whether it’s possible that he would have known about the project. Lots of people concluded probably not and that it was just a cute coincidence.
But then! WHAT IS REALLY IMPORTANT: Even after the fandom started talking about Harry wearing the blue bandana, he kept wearing it.
And then even after the fandom started talking even more loudly about Harry wearing it AFTER fandom discussion of it, he still kept wearing it.
He’s still wearing it. He wore it last night.
There is no fucking way that Harry doesn’t know about all the bandana speculation at this point. So either: 1) he doesn’t care if we think that he’s out there proclaiming with a blue bandana that Louis is his favorite, or 2) he IS out there proclaiming with a blue bandana that Louis is his favorite.
Or both. I’m going with both.
I said above that whether or not Harry knew about the Bandana Project before the first time he wore a blue bandana is not important, and that remains true. The fact that he’s continued to wear a blue bandana many times despite a lot of fandom discussion about it is what’s really important.
BUT I’ve learned a few things in the last couple of days (mostly thanks to Sara, one of the Bandana Project founders) that lead me to believe that Harry most likely DID know about the project before the FIRST time he wore a bandana himself. What I’ve learned is below the cut.
if ur not boycotting urban outfitters after this i dont want to talk to you
if you’ve ever not been boycotting urban outfitters i don’t want to talk to you
urban outfitters is disgusting tbh
she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago
This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.
I’m laughing so hard I forgot about this line completely this is EXACTLY why we should do close readings because it’s so funny.
WE’RE GETTING SO CLOSE TO ALBUM LEAK MONTH IM SUPER EXCITED
with this album being so close to leaking, lets remember Ben tweeted about being an Exc Producer for the x factor so this album honestly might have the best music videos since ben is GONE
tumblr is so strange. i follow like 50 one direction blogs and i’ve never listened to one direction in my entire life. i’m not sure how it happened but i dont care for some reason?? but also, seeing 30+ oversaturated pictures of harry styles shouldnt be like…a thing that happens to me every day
1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.
2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.
3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.
4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.
5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.—Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via groudon)